Thursday, January 12, 2012

Smells like pee

My desk, not me. Seriously, it smells like someone peed in my cubicle and it is driving me crazy.

I am super tired and want to go home and sleep and not do anything but that. Or play Angry Birds. I have an overwhelming urge to play Angry Birds or Bubble Ball.

I really need to stop drawing on food. I was drawing on hard boiled eggs for awhile but ran out of them. Yesterday I drew on the mystery fruit. Today I drew on my apple. I should just eat the food rather than decorate it.

I do not understand the following: Rihanna, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Tyler Lautner, biographies of professional wrestlers, GOP primaries.

I do understand these things: Smart Food popcorn, Diet Coke, Masterpiece Mystery,Us Weekly, naps, wasting time disguised as intelligent conversation.

I don't care about the following: Most stuff. That isn't true, I'm just tired and apathetic. The best part of my day was the rousing discussion in book club (two other women showed up and one is my friend, Hadley, and she and I have been discussing the book for months).

Roscoe is a good name.

This is amongst my worst entries ever. I'm going to draw a picture 'right quick' to make it a bit better. Hang on.

Meh, still sucks. And you can see that I forgot the 't' at the end of paint.

4 comments:

  1. 1. My office smells like oniony BO- not pretty, and I'm pretty sure it's not me.

    2. What was the book? I'm always looking for things to read, except right now I'm on a Sci-Fi fairytale kick, and I'm reading Mercedes Lackey books.

    3. You can play Angry Birds on Google+. Guess how I know this? Because I spend multiple minutes per day at my job doing this very thing.

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    1. Only "pretty sure"?

      The book was "The Paris Wife." I've also recently read "Wicked: Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West" and "The Garden of Eden" (Hemingway). I am presently reading "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo".

      I have my iPod with me and can play angry birds on there but may need to see if I can access it on Google. My company blocks a lot of sites.

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  2. I too, smell like pee.... but 'tis no mystery.

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  3. I'm assuming you visited my office again today then, because it totally smelled of pee. Please keep out, we have nothing to offer.

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