My Days in Bits

Tuesday

Part One

Work.

Return phone calls.

Make phone calls.

Return emails.

Send emails.

Volunteer at company car wash.

Get frustrated at company car wash's lack of organization.

Fume as continue volunteering.

Greet end of shift with miserable glee.

Part Two

Stop at gas station upon leaving car wash.

Realize have left wallet at home.

White knuckle it during the drive home.

Sit on sofa.

Get yelled at by guinea pig.

Grab wallet, hit up gas station, go to pet store.

Come home and clean up guinea pig’s cage.

Part Three

Take shower.

Receive email from upstairs neighbor apologizing if his knocking disturbed me at that hour (10:30)

Go up to upstairs neighbor’s apartment.

Return to own apartment with upstairs neighbor.

Proceed to chat with neighbor about chemistry, military, debt crisis, and healthcare.

Go to bed (after wishing neighbor good night, not with neighbor)

Toss

Turn

Give up and read

Eventually fall asleep but not until body has made it clear that I’m fucked with regards to this sleep thing again.

Wednesday (Today)

Part One

Wake up before alarm with weird ear/head pain

Attempt to make ear/head feel better with rearrangement of pillows

Hit snooze.

Give up, get up, grab computer and make sure this pain is not symptomatic of MS.

Throw hay at guinea pig.

Eat breakfast.

Ablutions.

Grab bag and head out.

Stop at library to return book.

Stop at bank to withdraw cash.

Realize when half way to work that have forgotten to pack anything for lunch.

Drive by the office.

Stop at Kroger.

Buy something for lunch, soda, and gummy worms.

To be continued…