Lazy Lexicon

Now that's lazy

This morning upon arriving at work, I found that I was ravenously hungry. I still am as a matter of fact. Around 10 I went into the break room to get my greek yogurt from the fridge; I actually managed to kick the door as I was closing it, hurting the hell out of my foot. Back at my desk I looked down at the container and just thought "this is too much work, my man" and ended up taking it back. It was too much work for me to open the container and manually mix the fruit into the yogurt. The grapefruit, kiwi, and apple that I brought with are clearly beyond me so I've thus far eaten some grapes and blackberries and blueberries because they required the least effort. I've also had copious amounts of coffee because I somehow think that will make me feel full.

Yep, I just won the gold in lazy.

Moving on Over

Welcome! I guess I should have started this post with this bit but the laziness just seemed more important. If you are reading this, you are either one of four people who requested the new link or you stumbled upon it whilst looking for porn (sorry, no porn here). I've been threatening for about two weeks to change my domain and was reminded that today was the day. So! lazylexicon.blogspot.com has been born. Why the change you ask? Well....

1. I am super paranoid about people at work finding my blog even though I'm careful and don't mention the company name or anything like that. My blog was previously tied to my personal email, so I wanted to tie it to an anonymous email but blogger doesn't let you do that. Thus, I had to create a fake email, export my old blog, and import it into this one. I feel quite techy and smart having figured that all out!
2. There are certain people who know about this blog that I do not want reading it. Stalker is one of them so if you know me in real life and you know Stalker, kindly keep my new address to yourself, OK? I found out last night that he pissed me off even more than I originally thought and I don't want any more nonsense from him. Thanks!
3. I don't think I really have a third reason but lists look short and superfluous when you only have two items.

And thus the new web address. Do you like it? I do! I don't care what you think actually, I just really like the word 'lexicon' and 'lazy lexicon' has a nice ring to it. Fuck you if you don't like it, I wasn't really asking for your opinion.

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to update my settings so that they match my previous blog.

Peace out.