Fallout: 1

He did a very 'me' thing tonight. When he came to collect some belongings, he told me that he has a "girl umbrella". A student dropped out of his course and left her umbrella and he was holding it should she come looking. He said he was keeping it because it is bigger than the one he has and it will be a spare. But he wanted me to know that 'some girl' didn't leave it behind in his apartment should I ever be in there and see it.