ME: "Catimer Purrtin. Why are we so fucking stupid? Sushi bar waiter guy came up with that. If you are not ashamed, we are no longer friends."
AUSTIN: "Awwwwwwww dammit! That's fucking perfect. Don't worry. I feel tremendous shame now."
ME: "Right? So disappointed in us."
AUSTIN: "That's pretty badass."
ME: "To our credit, we were badass with what we did."
AUSTIN: "We did. Sushi guy might just be some kind of genius. Sensai."
ME: "We were too focused on current events. It was too immediate for us to be THAT clever."
AUSTIN: "Hindsight is 20/20. Credit where credit is due. That shit is clever."
AUSTIN: "Awwwwwwww dammit! That's fucking perfect. Don't worry. I feel tremendous shame now."
ME: "Right? So disappointed in us."
AUSTIN: "That's pretty badass."
ME: "To our credit, we were badass with what we did."
AUSTIN: "We did. Sushi guy might just be some kind of genius. Sensai."
ME: "We were too focused on current events. It was too immediate for us to be THAT clever."
AUSTIN: "Hindsight is 20/20. Credit where credit is due. That shit is clever."
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