Because I'm staying in with Bubbles tonight.
ME: "Take out, alcohol, knitting, and Netflix. I'm wild."
Bat: "Sounds like a crazy night."
ME: "I'm old and boring too."
Bat: "Guess I'm going to hit the clubs."
ME: "All up in da clubs?"
Bat: "Show off some moves."
ME: "Go for it, baby. Remember the roofies."
Bat: "I'll be sure to pack them."
ME: "In reality, I'm guessing you'll make dinner, watch TV, play with Johan, and pick Monkey up."
Bat: "Hells to the no. I'm gonna party it up yo. Perhaps Johan and I will go to the titty bar."
ME: "OK but watch out for piggy because he isn't fixed."
Bat: "Lol."
ME: "Also, no shots. Johan starts fights if he does shots."
ME: "In fact, maybe find a different wing man."
ME: "Take out, alcohol, knitting, and Netflix. I'm wild."
Bat: "Sounds like a crazy night."
ME: "I'm old and boring too."
Bat: "Guess I'm going to hit the clubs."
ME: "All up in da clubs?"
Bat: "Show off some moves."
ME: "Go for it, baby. Remember the roofies."
Bat: "I'll be sure to pack them."
ME: "In reality, I'm guessing you'll make dinner, watch TV, play with Johan, and pick Monkey up."
Bat: "Hells to the no. I'm gonna party it up yo. Perhaps Johan and I will go to the titty bar."
ME: "OK but watch out for piggy because he isn't fixed."
Bat: "Lol."
ME: "Also, no shots. Johan starts fights if he does shots."
ME: "In fact, maybe find a different wing man."
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