Nasty Boys
The last time I saw Murdoch, it was around the time when Anthony Weiner was pretty much ubiquitous. He commented that Weiner just couldn't help himself and keep it in his pants. We ended up agreeing that he must be doing something really, really right if his wife is staying with him. He must be amazing in bed if he is that unabashed about sending sexy pictures to other women and his wife is going to be all stand by your man.
I, for one, would love to see this man as mayor of New York City. I mean, come on, after Bossy Boots Bloomberg? Wouldn't that be rad?
Of course, Huma had to go and say that she partially blames herself for ending their counselling so she could focus on their son. Because focusing on a human who is 100% dependent on you (well, the kid doesn't need her to breathe but you know) is such a selfish dick move to make. Weiner made his own choices and the wifey didn't make him do shit. If my husband or boyfriend did that sort of thing I'd be pissed and I wouldn't take any part of the blame. I wouldn't do that to him after all. "Hey baby, I sent a picture of my tits to this guy. That's cool right?" No, no it is not.
But maybe this is the revenge of Huma. Think about it for a second; Huma comes out and is all "we've talked about it and we are a family and the other bullshit I have to say because he's running for mayor and I have to explain why I didn't leave his cheating ass*". People talk about it and question it and liken her to Hilary and other women who have stood by their politico husband's after they've been caught behaving badly. Some cry for Weiner to pull out of the race (I have a feeling that man has never pulled out in his life) but his wife is sticking with him so how bad can he be?
But then BAM! Here comes Huma with the "I blame myself" bullshit. Now people have to wonder if Anthony isn't some sort of domineering asshole who has been holding her down and oppressing her. Is that what we want in our mayor? A domineering, controlling asshat who is going to misbehave and then make us feel it is our fault? Hells no.
Well played Huma, well played.
*Maybe not everyone considers sexting cheating but I do. Sorry but that's the way it is with me. You are either all about this right here or keep walking.
Stupid
Yesterday was one of those days where I was just dumb as hell. I worked at home because I had a follow up eye appointment and my doc is right around the corner. When I went last week, I got lost and was late, regardless of the fact that the place is like three miles from me. So this time I left early to make sure I would not be late again. I wasn't. I arrived at 12:37 pm. My appointment was not until 3pm.
My eye doctor's office even texts and emails with confirmations. They all said 3pm. This bitch? She thought it meant 1pm. Awesome.
No big deal. I went home and kept working and then went back for my actual appointment. As I was waiting for the doc in the exam room, I read a mini article about eye health and prolonged computer use. One of the things mentioned was the specific eye skills that working at a computer requires. I laughed at the last one because I read it as 'vengeance' and I just found 'eye vengeance' to be hilarious. The word was 'vergance'. Every time I look at the information, I still laugh and read it as vengeance.
I stopped at the grocery store on my way home. I was about to check out when I saw the cashier who knows I buy cilantro a lot and it reminded me that I needed guinea pig veggies. So I said "damn it" and went to the produce section. Checked out, went home. Realized I left the pig veggies at the store. So I said fuck it and walked to the store to get them.
It was 100 degrees out and the heat index was 111. And I have a car. That I had just driven. No, I walked. And in a pair of sandals that are broken with the soles peeling off so the balls of my feet are now wrecked.
Dumb. As. Hell.
The last time I saw Murdoch, it was around the time when Anthony Weiner was pretty much ubiquitous. He commented that Weiner just couldn't help himself and keep it in his pants. We ended up agreeing that he must be doing something really, really right if his wife is staying with him. He must be amazing in bed if he is that unabashed about sending sexy pictures to other women and his wife is going to be all stand by your man.
I, for one, would love to see this man as mayor of New York City. I mean, come on, after Bossy Boots Bloomberg? Wouldn't that be rad?
Of course, Huma had to go and say that she partially blames herself for ending their counselling so she could focus on their son. Because focusing on a human who is 100% dependent on you (well, the kid doesn't need her to breathe but you know) is such a selfish dick move to make. Weiner made his own choices and the wifey didn't make him do shit. If my husband or boyfriend did that sort of thing I'd be pissed and I wouldn't take any part of the blame. I wouldn't do that to him after all. "Hey baby, I sent a picture of my tits to this guy. That's cool right?" No, no it is not.
But maybe this is the revenge of Huma. Think about it for a second; Huma comes out and is all "we've talked about it and we are a family and the other bullshit I have to say because he's running for mayor and I have to explain why I didn't leave his cheating ass*". People talk about it and question it and liken her to Hilary and other women who have stood by their politico husband's after they've been caught behaving badly. Some cry for Weiner to pull out of the race (I have a feeling that man has never pulled out in his life) but his wife is sticking with him so how bad can he be?
But then BAM! Here comes Huma with the "I blame myself" bullshit. Now people have to wonder if Anthony isn't some sort of domineering asshole who has been holding her down and oppressing her. Is that what we want in our mayor? A domineering, controlling asshat who is going to misbehave and then make us feel it is our fault? Hells no.
Well played Huma, well played.
*Maybe not everyone considers sexting cheating but I do. Sorry but that's the way it is with me. You are either all about this right here or keep walking.
Stupid
Yesterday was one of those days where I was just dumb as hell. I worked at home because I had a follow up eye appointment and my doc is right around the corner. When I went last week, I got lost and was late, regardless of the fact that the place is like three miles from me. So this time I left early to make sure I would not be late again. I wasn't. I arrived at 12:37 pm. My appointment was not until 3pm.
My eye doctor's office even texts and emails with confirmations. They all said 3pm. This bitch? She thought it meant 1pm. Awesome.
No big deal. I went home and kept working and then went back for my actual appointment. As I was waiting for the doc in the exam room, I read a mini article about eye health and prolonged computer use. One of the things mentioned was the specific eye skills that working at a computer requires. I laughed at the last one because I read it as 'vengeance' and I just found 'eye vengeance' to be hilarious. The word was 'vergance'. Every time I look at the information, I still laugh and read it as vengeance.
I stopped at the grocery store on my way home. I was about to check out when I saw the cashier who knows I buy cilantro a lot and it reminded me that I needed guinea pig veggies. So I said "damn it" and went to the produce section. Checked out, went home. Realized I left the pig veggies at the store. So I said fuck it and walked to the store to get them.
It was 100 degrees out and the heat index was 111. And I have a car. That I had just driven. No, I walked. And in a pair of sandals that are broken with the soles peeling off so the balls of my feet are now wrecked.
Dumb. As. Hell.
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