Anybody there? Helloooooooo...

And just where the fuck have I been? Eating and drinking and getting as fat as possible apparently. That and drawing odd Frosty the Snowman pictures to screw with a chick who works at our New Jersey office. That's what I'm going to do with this post, actually, attempt to recreate the pictorial e-mail conversation.

It began with a request for work-related crap, a plea for me to keep the snow in the Mid-west, and a simple request for a comic to cheer her up because she had enjoyed the last one. I drew something like this and apologized for the crappier than usual nature as I'd only spent two minutes.

The girl from the NJ office, who I shall refer to as Ann Smith, replied with something like "Oh no! Please, I love Frosty. We need a hunky fireman with a big hose to put out the flame!" To which I responded, "oh shit, I guess you won't like my latest comic then" with the following picture:

 

Ann's response was understandable. "OMFG!!! That's even worse! Frosty is a murderer!!! Stop it! Can you hear my wails of pain all the way in Ohio?????" 

My response? 

 (the font is a little off because I had to change her name). 

To this, Ann yelped: "STOP!!!!  Frosty is a sweet loving snowman!  Not a diabolical maniac!!!  You need to come back from the Dark Side......"I of course, made him sweet, as seen below.

I didn't hear back from Ann for awhile so I actually recalled this message for fear that I may have gone too far. But I eventually asked if she wanted to see it and she said something like "I'm over here pissing myself". I made her give me something better, that sounded like I offended her so that I could end with this:

 

 So there you have it, folks, what it is that has kept me from this blog.