Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Conversation between me and the mister

ME: "Do you know who the Black Eyed Peas are?"

J: "I vaguely know that they are a hip hop group and that there is a girl in it who is famous."

ME: "Yeah, they are a really famous hip hop group."

J: "Well, what do you want from me?"

ME: " One of the members, Apl.de.ap, has a condition called nystagmus and his eyeballs constantly vibrate. He is, essentially blind."

J: "Well, tell Apple Jacks to go see a fucking doctor and to leave people alone."

ME: "..."

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